IVF #2

In late March we began our second IVF. Protocol stayed the same. I responded exactly the same way. 8 eggs retrieved, 7 fertilized with ICSI.

This time I had little patience. My mind had been spinning for weeks with horrible thoughts of never having my own child. My head hurt from the lupron, my ovaries became heavy and enlarged…and the money flew right out of our bank account. All of these things made me a downright miserable person to be around….

My mood improved when I received the results …there were three normals. I was happy…and relieved. I could produce normal embryos after all! There was still hope! Two boys and one girl were waiting in a dish and two days later they all went back to mama. I was hopeful but one extremely bad experience seemed to weigh over me. I couldn’t shake the feeling of impending doom.

A few days later…my in laws arrived. Don’t get me wrong, I love my in-laws. C and I have spent much time with them before we were engaged traveling to all manner of sunny spots, drinking margaritas and having wonderful chats over dinner. My mother in law is the kind of mother that most of us wish we had. She loves her children in a way that is so different than any American mother – she is kind and accepting and even when she doesn’t approve she holds her tongue and manages to keep a smile on her face. My father in law…well….he is the king of inappropriate comments. I normally don’t mind his biting comments – because, as many of you know, I can give it right back…. but this was too fragile of a time for me. There was too much at stake. If he said the wrong thing with me on lupron – all hell would break loose. They were there with us when I received the news – I was pregnant…but my beta HCG level was 4. Basically anything under 5 is negative but, as my doctor said, embryos have to start somewhere. Two days later it had disappeared and I was devastated. I quickly booked another IVF to start straight away and scheduled an appointment at Cornell (the mother of all infertility clinics) in case the cycle failed. By this time I had lost faith in my RE and in my own body. I remember planting sunflower seeds at our new house upstate and when they failed to grow, I sobbed. My father in law – he tried to console me, I suppose by saying “you have a new home, you have C as your husband – look around you at this beautiful home – why do you want to be miserable?”. That made me so angry – I stormed out of the house, skidded the truck out of the driveway and sped off to buy a book entitled, “how to deal with difficult people”. We got over it and he apologized but I’m fairly sure that he still doesn’t understand why I was so offended and upset at his comment. I can deal with him telling me I have a fat ass (which he does!) but telling me to be happy at the most unhappy time of my life? That I couldn’t do.

IUI #3

Tonight I start taking meds for our IUI – this stands for intra uterine insemination. I’ll take a lower dosage of the medication than I normally do for IVF but instead of remove the eggs from my tired old ovaries I will take a trigger shot next week which will cause my body to ovulate all of the eggs. C’s sperm will be washed, cleaned and injected via catheter twice. Once right before the trigger shot and again the day that ovulation has been determined.

I give this about a 2% chance of working….

IVF #1

We started our IVF cycle at the beginning of March. My husband (I think we’ll call him C just to keep his identity off the internet) was still reluctant and felt that we hadn’t tried long enough naturally to be taking such actions. When we sat down with the doctor he told us that we had impaired fertility based on the morphology (shape) of my husband’s sperm. Most men have around 14% normal forms – my husband had 5%. When we spoke to a urologist he explained that this could easily have been the result of too many hot baths…(and boy does C like to marinate in his own dirty water). In sum, our RE told us that we would probably be able to conceive but the timeline was more likely to be 2 years trying naturally – not 2 months.

I went ahead with the cycle despite the fact that C was in the Middle East on business and not fully on-board with the decision. He was about 80% there….but I had to pull the trigger and start the cycle. There were some disagreements but in the end we both agreed that if we wanted to have a second child, time was of the essence. We signed up for PGD in addition to the IVF cycle. PGD stands for Pre Implantation Genetic Diagnosis – on day three of the embryo’s life a single cell is taken out and examined. They check for 9 of the most common abnormalities and if both chromosomes are found to be present the embryo is deemed normal. This process adds a whopping 7 thousand dollars to an already hefty 17,000 dollar cycle fee -but we wanted to get it right the first time. Many people use PGD for gender selection – and so, we decided to put back all the boy embryos and freeze the girls for another cycle. As I write this I want to go back in time and slap my face as hard as I can.

In our minds this would be a one shot deal – certainly if nothing was really wrong with either of us this would work on the first try!

Thus the cycle began. C gave me nightly injections of Follistim and Menopur in the muscle and I gave myself shots of lupron in the am. Follistim and Menopur tell the ovaries to produce follicles – lupron shuts down your system so that you do not ovulate before the doctor has had a chance to extract the growing follicles. My ovaries responded well – it looked like I had approximately 15 follicles and was told to trigger (you take one shot intramuscularly at exactly 34 hours prior to retrieval of the eggs). For us this occurred at approximately 1:25am. on a Saturday morning. On Monday am they retrieved 8 eggs and 7 fertilized with ICSI. ICSI is a process whereby a single sperm is selected and introduced into the egg…it is an efficient way of getting the egg to fertilize and thank God we used it or nothing would have fertilized at all.

On day 3 the embryologist began the biopsy to determine the health of our embryos. At approximately 3pm that afternoon the doctor called to tell me that we had five boy embryos and 2 girl embryos..and that each and every one of them was abnormal. Down syndrome, trisomy, polyploidy, Turner syndrome the words just kept coming….I remember hearing him but not being able to really understand. He repeated that there had been a catastrophic result with our embryos and that there would be no transfer. I felt like I was underwater. I called C and could barely get the words out. I went into my boss’s office and cried. C came to get me at work. I was so upset I couldn’t breathe.

Later that night we called the doctor again. He told me that I was taking this way too hard and that he had seen this happen to other women. “How many times in your career have you seen someone at the age of 37 have absolutely no normals” and he said, “a handful”. The internet told similar stories – one well known doctor wrote that women with all abnormal cycles were almost guaranteed to produce this same result over and over again. This doctor recommended going straight to donor egg. I was devastated. The thought that I might never have my own biological child sent me into a tailspin for a few days. I emerged ready to tackle the problem. I spoke at great length with my RE and he said that after talking to the embryologist their recommendation was that I do another cycle with PGD and if we received the same result, we would begin talking about using a donor egg.

During the next 30 days I earned my google MD. I read every article, every paper on the subject of aneuploidy, PGD, IVF outcomes…and then I remembered early in March before the cycle started. C’s best man Dave had visited from the UK. His kids were very ill at the time with high fevers. One week later during the beginning of my cycle I caught this virus. I had a fever above 101 for over 3 days. The internet told me that this fever could have damaged my eggs and created the result. I wouldn’t know until the next cycle – but I clung to that hope like you cannot imagine.

These were the darkest days I’ve ever known…. it would be a full 30 days before I would know if I’d ever potentially be able to have a biological child of my own.

One of the reasons I love google and would become a janitor to work there

Because they get it…..

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9/26/2008 03:23:00 PM

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Search words

I seem to be getting a lot of traffic from the search words “sex” and “porn”.  Sorry to disappoint you – this is a sex free blog, I’m afraid.  If you came here looking for “hot nut sucking action” (as my friend Dibs used to call it) – your search is far from over.

There will be much talk of catheters, speculums, vaginas, semen and the like so if that is your gig – stop back!

Laprascopic surgery, sex under duress and lots of porn

I’m sorry.  I’ve never been known to edit myself and I’m afraid I won’t begin now.  If you are my husband or mother in law – you might want to just not read what I am about to write.

I had laprascopic surgery on the 7th of December – they removed the endometriosis from my ovaries (Stage 1 so this was not the cause of my infertility) as well as a small polyp from my uterus…. Somehow when they stitched me back up they forever ruined a perfectly good belly button.  Ah well.

The drugs were good.  I told the doctor that I loved him.  I hope that is all I said.  I’ve always been afraid that I might say something downright dirty to my rather handsome doctor….

So, following the surgery I made a deal with my husband that we would try good old fashioned sex for awhile before moving to IVF.  We agreed to try until March.  The following months I peed on ovulations sticks and rearranged my husband’s travel and poker schedules so that he could be around to give me his DNA.  What neither one of us expected was that baby making sex is the worst sex in the world.  Let’s face it – once you get married it takes a hell of a lot of effort to muster up the energy for sex sometimes.  We’re old.  We have jobs.  We like wine.

The first month went well.  Having sex every other day for 6 days certainly wasn’t easy but we managed.  The second month things started to get  A LOT harder (or shall I say…um maybe I won’t).  Out came the porn.  I know I will make my husband angry if I talk about his porn collection but – he married me so I guess he is going to have to live with the fact that all my friends now know that he has a “sexy over 60” magazine in the drawer.  You won’t believe these women.  They are gray haired, pendulous, national geographic looking boobs with caked on make up that looks as if it was applied by a blind 4th grader.  He insists that he never bought this particular magazine and there is a strong chance that our prankster friend Matt put it in the pile…but it does make me wonder.  I digress.

So…sex under duress became a lot easier when I left him and his magazine for a private, tender moment and returned as if by magic at the appropriate time.  Still we were not getting pregnant.

Month three sticks out in my mind.  My husband had a poker game planned and came home only to do the business.  I had invited some friends over for a little cocktail party at our house – we had a window of opportunity – between 6:30 and 7pm when our guests were to arrive.  I spoke with our doorman and told him that should anyone come to the apartment earlier than 7 – they were instructed to wait in the lobby.  I didn’t want anything to interrupt us.  This particular attempt was not going well – he was in an irritated mood, the magazines were not doing the job – “THINK OF SOME HOT LESBIANS” I instructed him – that seemed to be working…and then IN WALKS OUR FRIEND TOM saying “yooohooo, anybody home?”.  My husband was furious at me – got up, got dressed and left the apartment in a huff.  And there you have it – next up IVF #1.